You're TI- 89 graphing calculator is used to help you with gauge not calculus.
Your top homework assignment is to write on your blog.
In math class you ignore the professor and use graphing paper to write up new patterns.
The first Sunday of every month is devoted to taking your yarn inventory.
You knit socks in class.
You don't use a pocket protector, but you do have a case to protect your needles.
You TiVo Knitty Gritty.
You had to construct a library with a floor to ceiling rolling ladder to house your knitting book collection.
You compete with knitting friends to see who can make lizard ridge faster.
You knit the binary code scarf in the latest Knitty issue.
Are you a knitting nerd?